In the third picture down he looks like he really has to piss.

Overactive bladder causes a sudden urge to urinate. The urge may be difficult to stop, and overactive bladder may lead to the involuntary loss of urine (urge incontinence).

They should just rename it the Good Food Aisle.

Do you guys remember when the Red Wings were a perennial power house?  That was such a fun time. 

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

Choking and suffocating a person are completely different, like right Twix and left Twix.

You can now add the band Pain in the Dick to that list since the search pops up this comment.

Are PED’s legal for non-athletes? I ask because it takes me four and a half minutes to walk the dog to the end of the block and back for her to piss. If I could cut that down to an even three I wouldn’t have to pause the DVR during commercials.

There is a discount on corn at the Butthorse Falls Corn Mart????

OK

Are you interested in joining a league?

If he wanted to get away with it he should have played for OGC Mean.

Tiger moms aint got shit on him.

Are you questioning the motives of Sam Darnold’s spleen?

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

Uh, Las Vegas, because you can play slots.*

Word on the street is his spleen killed a man in Reno, just to see him die.

Cousins should sleep with one eye open because I hear the receivers are stocking up on socks and soap bars.

He’s got the porn name.