Ben looks like an adult size baby.

The Patriots can win without Brown, Brown can not win without the Patriots.  That will straighten a guy up really quick.

Like all Patriot Miami games I bet heavy on an exaggerated spread and cover my ass with a smaller bet on a Miami win.  I always make money.

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Bigots be bigoting.

I think I found your dog.

I got cleaning the fucked up kitchen down to a science, even quicker if I bother to pre-soak anything.  Which I don’t.

I go feral when my wife is out of town for more then a few days.

This is awful, so how about some classic Simpsons to lighten the mood.

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.

No chrisk, we do not want to see your penis again.

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+1 for the reference

Then let this be your wake up call.

Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity!

The announcer sounds like what my dog would be like.

On the other hand, FOOTBALL!!!!!

I’d kill for it, sure, I mean any excuse, but I just don’t feel like dying right now.  It’s football season, check back with me in February.

That really is the way to do it, full benefits, no bullshit OT.