I hope the players watch for falling debris because her first kick in the NFL is going to shatter the glass ceiling.

Bolton is now free to roam around around around the league.

I love how no one bothers to check on the kid that was just layed out.

Stick to spurts.

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.

If anyone knows about brain injuries its the NCAA.

Things have gone downhill in Journalism ever since the invention of the “Special Advertisement Section”.

When asked about the club was in financial difficulties, Dale mumbled something about black hawk helicopters.

Smacks Rodriguez, takes his hat.

Speaking of being stoned, I passed out with a pot of beans, chicken and velveta on the stove top.  Thank god I only had to throw out the pot the next morning.

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

My wife idles so long in the line for Costco gas she can’t possibly be saving money.

It makes sense, Big Buck Hunter is to hunting what Busch is to beer.

Dallas hasn’t been this fucked since that time Debbie came to visit.

D.A.R.E to be stupid.

This will save me some time as I will no longer need to drive home on unpaved roads to get my order perfect.

That’s the same cup players piss and vomit into?

Nothing against them, they are just so stereotypically soccer.

A “MINUS”!!!??? Taylor was right, haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.

It seems fitting that ‘MLS at its very best’ would result in a tie.