It was just a google maps mix up, the feds were supposed to be targeting the Soylent Queen two blocks over.

Growing up my Uncle was a diehard Lions fan. His mood at Thanksgiving was based solely on how the Lions played and if they won.

It truly is the long goodbye.  Thank you for sharing.

I am gonna say liver ... your own.

He hurts worse than when his heart literally gave up, five years ago; worse than when his mom deteriorated past the point of being able to recognize him; worse than when he watched so many family members pass away.

I have driven an hour+ to take some.

I grew up outside of Philly and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

Refrigerator bear goes for the purple stuff.

He didn’t mention the one mile two hour backup leading up to the park.

It’s in Revelations people!

Pretty sure I broke this record before my last colonoscopy.

The guy may not know sign language but I am sure he gets this:

Way to mock the guy who just had brain surgery to relieve the pressure of his massive ego.

I am a guy and my dog bit my nipple last night.  It kinda hurt.

Shade, yes shade shall be thrown.

I don’t need to open the door to know that guy’s light is not on.

VEGAN baby aspirin.

I’d watch your back around any dogs just for suggesting this.

Was it at least TB12 brand cocaine?