I want to make a joke, but even I know not to taco bad about a dead person.

Definitely the Stranger.

It’s in the name people, if you want to hold hand there has to be three of you.

Update, the tacos won.

Few things I dread more during the NFL season is finding out the Titans are on the prime time game that night. They are just soooooo boring to watch.

Good thing they did not hire Carmelo Anthony, or they might have played distracted.

I understand drinking less, and drinking non-alcoholic drinks, I just don’t understand paying the premium for them.  What does it add?

I, uh, I just don’t get it. Do they mix better??? I do love a virgin Pina Colada, but not sure how adding faux rum would make it better. 

Hasn’t St. Louis suffered enough.

Thanks, my wife will be less scared now.

If Alexi Lalas thought any less he would be trump.

His corpse has a tryout with the Orioles pitching staff on Tuesday.

Sloppy seconded.

The cruise I was on had aluminum bottles for water.  It was fun because at any of the port cities you could tell who was on your cruise.

Or something right.

He is misremembering, he actually just walked by a mirror and called himself trash.

Sorry, no returns, all sales final, you ain’t convincing us to take back that dumpster fire of a QB. He will pad his stats with the games you don’t need to win and single handily lose the games you do need to win.  Good luck.

These phony articles about people hawking expensive coffee are a travesty. Especially when you realize you can just drink Maxwell House. Maxwell House, when you don’t give a fuck what the vessel for your caffeine addiction tastes like, Maxwell House. Five gallon drums now available at Costco.

YOU LIKE THAT??!!!

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