the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

He will face off against his greatest enemy, Box Cars.

The only day I support is Pho Friday.

And my squeaky hammer.

STRIKE!

Worse, Pennsylvania.

Sadly, this whole situation could mirror an injured Veteran trying to navigate the hell that is the VA. NFL, these people got injured making you a shit ton of money, man the fuck up and take care of them.

I’ve seen less errors in an Alabama “science” text book.

One hundred percent.  They did not look at the passport at all, it just scanned me and the agent was showing other agents how all my information came up, and I did not scan it before hand like I did in Rome.

Cheech still holds the honor of being the All-Time Highest Mexican (American).

They had the face scanning cameras at Dulles when we were coming back through customs.  They did not look at our passports, all our information just appeared on their screen.  It was kinda scary.

Back during the Monica Lewinsky scandal the daily show did a joke that none of this would have been an issue if Clinton pulled out and ejaculated into his socks.

Solar Dog rocks!

Small, little bone is my wife’s pet nickname for me.

“I am looking for any and all Schutt Air Advantage Adult Large helmets that were manufactured in 2010 or after. I will trade a signed worn Steelers Head Coach jacket.”

At least it wasn’t overtly racist.

Of course he was fired, you are supposed to fake injuries ON the field.

Way to mess with natural selection FDA!

It is a reference to a 20 year old show and this place skews young. Also, they are starring the *Weezer* lyric response.

Sure, if they were saying he had to play with no helmet or even a less safe helmet, that would make sense.