I know toddlers less attached to their blankie then he is to his helmet. This will not end without an epic temper tantrum.

People keep asking me what it was like to work with Hugh Grant.

Just goes to show you that the rules don’t apply to Rich guys.

I may be misunderstanding the point of this, but if he was doing right by his writers why would they feel the need to unionize?

Bill should be able to recognize the union as they will be wearing a pink rose under their right lapel.

This is going to be the fall of Dunkin Donuts.

Bring back the coleslaw you fucking animals!

It must not rain at Indian Wells.

What a fuckeye.

See, the system works.

Whatever is in their parents liquor cabinet remains the preferred drink for young to middle aged teens.

No way, I throw like a Major Leaguer!  Who’s unsatisfactory in PE now!

She needs to be tested for a performance enhancing radioactive spider bite.

What the hell is Nathan Peterman doing on a professional NFL team.

The fact that anti-abortion groups also oppose legislation that helps single mothers maybe one of our country’s biggest hypocrites.

Clemson just put up a billboard with 19,001.

Not sure I want to see a train where the link between the boxcars is the N-Word..

If getting attacked on the street gets a player pulled from starting Eli Manning is gonna need a lot more security.