I know most of them ...

I know what all those words mean but that headline makes no sense. 

Simone added that she hopes to lose those  extra milligrams before her next performance.

Not having a high school diploma is a badge of honor in West Virginia.

The full video is amazing. There are dogs everywhere!!!

Based on what he says, if any of that sweat is on his back he is gonna get deported.

Bird poop?

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The recipe is add oil to eggs.  I’ll take my million dollars now.

I’ve said it before and will say it again. Why do those who have their right to persecute others limited feel persecuted?

I’ll drink to that. 

They are drunk?

Good thing it was Argentina and not Columbia (can’t make it a link on mobile so https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9s_Escobar )

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I actually thought Barca was pronounced “Barka”.

Counter-Point, I just got to go swimming in the diving pool overlooking the city of Barcelona, which only exists due to the 1992 Olympics.

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If they really want people to watch baseball, they should hold it in a Football stadium, but with a bigger triangular ball, and no bat, and with 11 players on each side, and players wearing football padding and ...

Do you even watched The Simpsons, bro?

Uh, your right field has been dead for 130 years.