Hopefully this should ease the pain of both fans of the White Sox.

I was in Barcelona this past weekend and saw FC Barcelona take on Arsenal.  Not sure if it is relevant but have just been wanting to post this.

I hope it is topped with Impossibly Kosher Bacon.

If Trump told you to jump off a bridge, would you?  Seriously, would you, because I heard he told you to jump off a bridge.

If USA Gymnastics was decertified and ceased to exist, what would happen to the gymnasts. Would the US no longer have an Olympic gymnastics team or is there another organization that would step in?

Wohoo! I knew you could not write an article about a train wreck baseball team without mentioning my Tigers. We are still number 1 (in modern era)!

He probably plays in an IDP league.

While I admit I came here for the snarky sports commentary, these long form essays about the influence of sports on culture have been a real find.

You could have stopped after field.

My wife does this constantly which saves us some money, but there is a drawback.  If you pay for early bird check in (and why wouldn’t you), your spot in line is based on when you booked your flight.  If you rebook at the lower price, your boarding spot will be based on the booking at the later time.  I have gotten…

How did he not call it Full Fucking House.

Makes sense, Michelob Ultra is the beer every insufferable Atkins asshole I know drinks.

As he is a struggling musician I assume he took home his leftovers.

It says he has a 10 year suspended sentence, which is a type of probation that means if you don’t commit a crime for 10 years the judge dismisses the sentence.  

This guy clearly violated the terms of parole and they let him out without bail?  At the very least this should trigger a new sentence hearing for his prior offense.

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

They do have a diner where you can get ALL the bacon and eggs.  No, not a lot of bacon and eggs, ALL the bacon and eggs they have.

Yeah, even typing that I realized the traffic around the Wegmans has gotten so bad that I sometimes will just hit Safeway on the way home if I need to pick something up quick.

Or you know, you could just go to Wegmans.

Worse person to find out they were involved in a sexual harassment scandal, Tom Hanks or Fred Rogers?