Twenty-five guys arrested?

Not an issue.

He better have had that pin swept for bugs.

Too bad the kid can’t run a 4 40.

Panarin ~was~ the highest profile Russian athlete to criticize Putin.

It can be two things.

Go for a can of beer up the ass chicken.  You can come back and thank me on Monday.

So Mark Walton also stole his jersey?

The same thing happened to brisket and skirt steak.

I think he understands how stupid people are that they would actually go to a fake and ironic Facebook event.

I could totally do that ... if I was just a couple years younger ... and in better shape ... and had any kind of coordination whatsoever ... and knew how to skate.

I hope they do it, I would love to see over a million people win the Darwin Award at once.

Chicken thighs are by far the best part. While I don’t like that the price is going up, it would be nice if some restaurants start offering it instead of breasts.

You know it!

I try to be more careful when swinging the racket at my balls.

Even better, she sometimes scores free breakfast and I get the leftovers!

We used to call it grazing.

I am going to assume he is white because this is not an obituary.

I do wish the 1940's was the last time team owners colluded to keep a black player out of their sport.

So that is why my wife insists on Date Night.