I have not tried a meatless burger yet because I assume they taste similar to a well done burger, but I can not imagine one would be good medium rare the way I like em.

WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I am quite positive this exact list exists on a fetish website somewhere as best people to overhear having sex.

At least is won’t make their pizza worse.

This is awful.  That is all.

I hope they are ready to face him again when these two teams play in October.

If you outlaw golf, only the outlaws will golf.

I also always miss the put for triple bogie.

I hope he spends his endorsement check from Jersey Mike’s on a new pair of glasses.

Have you ever had day zero corn, like corn picked that day? It is a completely different experience, you don’t even have to cook it.

Your aging parents also have an account that you use?

You fool, your tree-branch sword is no match for my gun shaped rock.

So the Game of Thrones model.

I am going to say yes, because it was the Washington Nationals.

But twice as many people will watch it.

You’d think that, but I actually didn’t notice till three days later, and only because some guy on the bus pointed it out.

I took my nephews to the ball park on Star War’s day and all the pictures of the opposing players were storm troopers. We also got Chewbacca drink koosies.

Fer Gawdsakes, she’s your wife, give her a rose.

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I would expect so, their lawyers have good fundamentals.