I am surprised Canadians don’t eat them horizontal.  

This brings back such memories of seeing Cats on Broadway.

Ron F’ing Swanson would be in absolute heaven here.

This really appeals to the nerd in me.

I have a number of things I do before bed to prevent RLS (drink milk, take magnesium, etc ) and they all work ... until nothing works. 

So Greg, I know I made mistakes in the past and have grown up. Letting people know how homophobic you are can cost you money, so I will keep my hatred inside me where it belongs.

That just looks so fucking boring.

He even messed up the quote, it is supposed to be:

Short Rib Benny for me.

I would submit an email about my team for the WYTS, but I am sure not only are you tired of getting emails about the Lions, you are tired of people posting that they are sure you are tired of getting emails about the Lions.

Trump Racist.

Is this Deadspin or Splinter? Stick to sports!

This is just a wild guess, because I love making outrageous claims, but I kinda think Julie Louis-Dreyfus is going to win Best Actress in a Comedy.

That looks like a Mexican pizza from Taco Bell.   And not a good one.

No mention of us sufferers of thirdhand drinking?

What was even more impressive about Sanders is he ran behind a horrible line.

How is hair pulling in the NFL any less dangerous then a horse collar tackle?

So how much are you selling the Mike Trout and Waste Management jersey for?

The time it takes to get Global Entry has become a bit longer as the Customs agents are all being reassigned to the border.  Just a heads up if you plan to travel anytime soon.

There is a good wing place about 45 minutes from here, but I was hoping this was at least a decent replication.  It was not.