My wife’s mother drinks nothing but Bud Light, and I can totally see her having done this when my wife was a child.

I support what he is doing and do hope he gets paid what he is worth. That being said, when is the last time a team won the Super Bowl BECAUSE they had the best running back?

It is so nice that England does not have a corner on the hooligan market. 

I am not so concerned about the part of the pizza, but the timing on eating it.  I eat my pizza burning hot because I prefer my cheese to coagulate in my stomach, not on my plate.

I thought I liked oysters, but it turns out I was a an oyster tourist.  I was use to the “oysters” I would get here at a bar in the Mid Atlantic.  Cut to New Orleans, the oysters were huge, I could barely swallow them.  

Pick up an Anker portable USB charger because having a charged cellphone to access all of this in an emergency is the most important thing you can do.

Now if they just rasta-fy it by ten percent I am on board.

I arrived home and went right into the bathroom after a trip to the grocery store,  leaving a six pack of hamburger buns on the back of the couch. I got out less than a minute later and the dog ate the whole thing, packaging and all. Uh, yeah, a dog could win.

I award you a low hanging star.

You got a problem with dese wahls?

British children really are straight out of Mary Poppins.

Vegan food? Way to kick a man while he’s down.

My Wife’s cousin works on Conan and we were touring the set before a show including the prop room at Warner Brother’s Studio. They had the real Number Five from Short Circuit there and I took a picture with it. I posted it with a comment “Number Five with a real Indian.”

I am sure they are watching Worker and Parasite.  

Mac N Cheese, Mashed Potatoes and their meatloaf, my go to order.  Can’s say I have had their chicken in well, decades.

Even though I am doing nothing illegal, I still drive differently (and quite nervously) if a cop is behind me.  I live a pretty hassle free life, and would prefer to keep it that way.

It takes a lot of effort to strike the perfect victory pose.

What kind of person needs to be reminded to not drink Budweiser?

I don’t know what I would have done, and I am glad it is something I will never have to find out. I am excited to read the rest of the stories.

I do like their mac n cheese.