So sour cream? Hard pass.

Whoever stole his dog needs to be put down.  And not humanely.

I went to 7-11 with a friend of mine back when I was a kid and I said we should pick his sister up something.  He said “lets get her sour patch kids” and I was like no way, no one likes that.  He argues with her a lot so I thought he was just being mean.  We get back to his place and his sister was like “why didn’t…

Yeah, I miss the crossword puzzle also.

And like original, her campaign is just a fevered dream.

My wife’s favorite story about my childhood is that I lost a swimming match ... that I was the only one in.  I was doing the backstroke and turned over too early after the first lap and was disqualified.   

What does the Jesus call a 7-10 split?

This is not what they mean when they say to pre marinade your bird for better flavor.

My sister taped over my copy of Star Wars.  It was a thing.

The thing that really gets to me about anti-vaxxers is not that they are wrong about the link between autism and vaccines. It is because even if they were right, they are saying they would rather risk their kid dying before risking their kid would get autism.

Jorge Masvidal was overheard yelling “TIGER” when he landed the attack.

Great article.  I love to learn about the Football I missed when I was kid.  It took me far to long to get into it.

I will give it to Netflix, though: The over-retailing of Stranger Things has made me nostalgic, but only for a time when fond memories weren’t an extractable resource to be mined by purveyors of sneakers, fast food, and crappy soft drinks. Those were the days.

I am watching this at work, and this still caused my dog at home to start barking.

She got more hits in than the cub’s starting lineup.

In a related suit, they are also suing Reeses because peanuts are not actually a nut.

No way, I serve like a professional!

I prefer my fireworks from a distance.

Caution, contains flaming balls.

A couple years ago on December 24 I walked into a Krispy Kreme just to get a cup of coffee before they closed. When waiting for the coffee the lady handed me a box of donuts. I said I did not order them and she said they are closing up, and they are free. My wife says the smile I got on my face was broader then the…