You laugh, but do you even know the level of maintenance a cocaine yacht requires? 

Isn’t ESPN a company that is partnered with the league he is, in theory, supposed to be covering aggressively and adversarially.

Cool-ish.

This is crazy.  The most I ever did was put bait food in the fridge with cyanide, but I would never aim a gun at someone.

You can’t prove that I did.

This comment wins in a landslide.

Maybe they should weaponize the flu because when I am is sick is when I request Panera for dinner.

I can totally relate, except for me it was buying Cocaine off a friend, and it was only because I was high on Cocaine at the time.

I swear James Holzhauer was created by Disney Imagineers.

I told my wife when this broke that is would end with an Apology to Kraft.  She did not believe me.

Bell’s Oberon on tap was one of the best things about living in Michigan.

I am sure they tried other options in vein.

Chocolate dipped or pass.

We should fill this full of Dicks. I’ll start.

They don’t call him the hot potato champion for nothing.

The Tampa Bay Lightning winning the Stanley Cup was the one thing James Holzhauer got wrong.

The Republicans of today resemble Jim Eastland more then they resemble Bob Dole or John McCain.  The next President is going to be forced to deal with some people that right now are doing some really awful things.

NASCAR is as impotent as the Nevada Boxing Committee.

*Nods knowingly at ShanePrime*

I have never seen so much privilege blown.