We call that date night.

That poor dog.

I mentioned the Alliance league to my wife when it started and she said “There is no fing way you are spending your Sundays watching more football. You just have to wait till September.”

The only thing that I learned, and it baffles me, is women love watching women be mean to other women.

For some reason I want to order a bunch of pizzas to be delivered to that hearing.

You can’t get them everywhere anymore, but if you can get the honey bbq wings at KFC they are amazing.

I love Popeyes, their chicken is great and much better then KFC. That being said, if you are on Canal Street in New Orleans you should not be eating at Popeyes.

What if expensive urine is your actual goal?

I lament that I will not be able to see them.

It was uh, yeah, unintentional ...

I dated a girl in college that lived on the outskirts of Hell.

In a sane world, sure.

Would you be able to help me get out of the grays?  I am a long time AVClub commenter and would love to join the conversation on Football.

Could we just steal the recipe and make it ourselves?

The problem is there are so many bad QB’s that can absolutely ruin a team they are paying top dollar for serviceable tossers.

I had to reread that sentence to make sure I wasn’t missing a joke.

Ooh look, I can hand the ball off to Ezekiel Elliott, pay me my money.

Absolutely, without immigrants from Mexico we would have no Italian food.

Good music.

Why stop at beer.  I could go for a Capn and Coke Berries.