We all got our things.

Another Toy Story?  Time to buy stock in Kleenex.

Probably is, I am actually the tallest on my Dad’s side of the family.

I’d take your job .... but I just can’t settle for less then 600K an hour to serve ice cream.

So there are multiple big feet you say?  

I would think the most profitable remake would be J. J. Abrams remake of Star Wars Episode 4, A New Hope.

Hopefully back to kitten in teacups videos where they belong.

I sometimes wonder how bad some people’s lives are that the only thing that brings them joy is hate.

Was it a Checkers or Rallys?

I skipped the pet killing scenes while watching, I sure as shit ain’t gonna read about em.

Moms of the world rejoice.

I love onions.  Onions do not love me.

I found out recently that some people have trouble digesting onions, and end up fermenting them in their gut.  I (reluctantly) went without onions and my stomach went from sounding like a jet engine to virtually quiet.  My wife was shocked by how much the noises stopped.

A kids cartoon about underwater sea creatures will never succeed. 

Now if you say we also spend 10 Billion on Imodium, we may have a real conspiracy on our hands.

I was in Miami this past weekend watching the local news and saw a story of an alligator breaking into a woman’s house.  Florida is just as bat shit crazy as they say.

I would NOT eat that soup.

I used to drink Mountain Dew as a kids because my mom thought it was like sprite and had no caffeine.

It sounds like you lost a whole nights sleep on the plane.  Losing a nights sleep is a great way to be tired enough to sleep.

Been meaning to get into this show, now I have a blueprint.  Should I work my way from best to worst or worst to best?