Interesting fact, a question that James Holzhauer, a sports gambler, did not know was:

Orlando, it is horrible. 

Bah, Great Muppet Caper or GTFO.

they’ll let you know you’ve been randomly selected for additional screening

See, this guy gets it.

I liked her on Sabrina.

Just once I want to go in there and yell ‘Get away from my wife’ to see people scurry out the back.  Also fun to yell at a cheap motel.

Another round for the bridge, coming right up.

I really liked the theory that the killer of Batman’s parents keeps changing because he projects his current enemy’s face onto the random mugger.

As you very likely had spoiled for you—unless you were able to catch the 9:30 a.m. CT screening in Montgomery, Alabama

Right after finishing a pint:

Chernobyl site tours are both safe and illuminating

The sign clearly says no outside food or drink.

Last time I ate at Waffle House I barely made it back to my room before my ass exploded, and it was in the same parking lot as my hotel.

This has gotten me a lot more sad then I was expecting. I watch Jeopardy regularly and I always wanted to see a contestant absolutely dominate, and James did not disappoint.  It was one hell of a run.

How do you have nine different deviled eggs and not one mention of paprika?

Eww.  Orlando water smells like sulfur and it drives me insane.

No bacon????

Yeah, I am finally starting to regret sleeping through apostrophe’s in school.

Glad you can keep antlers in your carrion.