So appropriate for today. I live in a small Quaker settlement on the Texas Gulf Coast. I registered Little Down for 6th grade today. My high school health teacher is now the Jr. High principal. The week sex ed was discussed, he was absent. A 60 year old female paramedic substituted. All of Little’s text books are…

I am obsessed with sloths. Are we twins separated at birth? I hope you got the sane mom.

Yessss! I hated being pregnant, every second of it. Labor and post partum recovery was a breeze compared to pregnancy and I had a 3rd degree tear with plenty of stitches. I skipped classes because I’m an R.N. and you have to have that baby whether you took the class or not. The only thing in my birth plan was epidural…

Thanks for asking. I love to talk about him. His name is Buddy. He is most likely a Poodle/Lhasa Apso mix. We call him a multipoo. He was a street dog with 3 days to live at the Harris County animal shelter. He was saved by wonderful Poodle Rescue Houston. There are 1.2 million strays in Houston. It is a travesty.

Well, I couldn't read all of it because crazy. This woman does not represent all women from Houston. I hate the Texans, I hate football. There, I said it. Oh yeah, I'm an atheist too. Hah! Kick me out of Texas. J.J. watt does have a cute commercial where he does water ballet though.

I have now officially peed my pants laughing.

Me too and I'm a bajillion years old.

Please help my mommy out of the grey’s.

So true. I am not a fan of Blood Relatives or Southern Fried Homicide. It’s very exciting to find other people who love these shows. I think it started for me with the OJ trial. I was working swing shifts and would fall asleep to the nightly recaps.

That sounds like my marriage except Mr. Down falls asleep to Modern Marvels and I change it to ID or Forensic Files when he starts snoring consistently. My theory of why women like to sleep to these shows is the narration. You don’t have to look at the screen to know what is going on. I could listen to Paul Winfield…