Do not google “before and after penile implant”. Just trust me on this one.

Because abusers can’t stand to see their victims gain any kind of control. He’d rather see her suffer than save face.

hot take:

I think DCFS is already on it. The child is with his grandparents.

This is way too fucked up to be funny. Terrible thing. All I can think about is how likely is she to be charged after this? Some kind of child endangerment? Or will they just let her off with a slap on the wrist if she survives? Anyone know?

Hammer, this is the future. You are going to want to build a $30M mansion overlooking Oakland with gold-plated gates, garages for your limo, copters and fancy cars and a bunch of racehorses. Do NOT do this.

She seems nice, is what I mean. And I do think there can be distance between who she is as a REAL person and the image she projects. I guess I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt that she’d be a polite dinner guest and fine to share an UberPool with.

“I don’t want her to grow up in a world where she is made to feel less-than for embracing everything it means to be a woman.”

But none of her family are comfortable in their own skin. They are comfortable in what they’ve created along with plastic surgeons and “dermatologists”

It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.

Resorting to “you guyssss, I’m funny too, swear!!1!” has just cancelled out whatever wit was in those tweets.

The real question: did Kim send Bette a thank you note?

Bette is just joking, and doesn’t really care one way or another. I’ve followed Bette’s career I understand her, it may be before Kim's time. Bette will probably send her another gift as I'm pretty sure Bette doesn't give one fart in the wind about any of this.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. I’m a Bathhouse Bette fan and love her wit. She’s not even trying to be nasty and she’s just telling Kim, we’ve seen that before, show us something we haven’t seen.

That's Midlers point. The only thing on Kim we haven't seen are her inner organs, something you might see during an endoscopy.

Kim is stupid for even attempting to verbally spar with Bette Midler. Bette Midler will have Kim for breakfast and pick her teeth with Kim's spine.

A school like Yale doesn’t expel the captain of the basketball team without a preponderance of evidence. They blew right past “suspend while investigate”.

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.