I hope the women he’s sexually assaulted over the years can go and bring him to court now. Sue him for half the amount he claims he’s worth so he can be sent back into bankruptcy for, what, the seventh time?

That’s Mr. Hairy Cheeto Anus Mouth to you peasant!

Look Trump is a gross beast so don’t try so hard to make some situations as bad as others. It just comes off as unfair, and I don’t want to use that word in relation to a good old Trump bashing.

That was the attraction.

Tsk, tsk. You will hand in all the new technology you own. However, we are not monsters, and will supply you with a rather nice Amstrad.

You did. I just can’t concentrate right now. No offense was intended. Love me!

Look, that’s way too much for me to read right now, but basically stop disagreeing with me. Just stop it!

Keep digging boys! That shovel’s looking a little worse for wear though.

I hope they don’t have the kind of cash to do that though. It would be interesting to know how much someone can make by selling their own feces on steam. Any way you guys can find out?

Aaaaaand...tracking your location now. Please surrender peacefully.

Or blame, you know, rock star for keeping the whole class behind because Paul Salt drew a cock on the board.

Fuck rockstar. They’ve completely given up attempting to improve the online experience because why bother when you’re already making a lot of money. A lot of the online problems still exist, and some of those that have been fixed, hung around for months and months...and months. Instead of hyping up the free dlc that…

Yes! Now who brought the petroleum jelly?

I don’t know about ok or the exaggerated amounts of time, but yes, one long load time would be better than several during the gaming experience.

You had me at giant playable anteaters.

Can you see it? Ps1 Soul Reaver looking all smug. You sexy thing you!

Fucking hell. Quicker to take the stairs.

He’s talking about once your save game has loaded and you’re playing.

I’m saying fuck Sony too but don’t have the memory of a goldfish. You can fuck them both.

I’ve never once considered buying an Xbox 1, not after MS showed exactly how it viewed customers with their initial Xbox 1 offerings. Reading this just gave me a half a second where I reconsidered. Someone please explain some possible reasons why Sony would not to allow this. Every gamer in the world would have made a…