The purpose of putting him around horses is so that he stops thinking his penis is worth showing to anyone. You know, because horses have incredibly big horse dicks. Just making sure everyone understood.

Isn’t Dave Chappelle dead? This is messing with my head. I even looked up a list of comedians that died before their time and he was on it! Granted, they mentioned he wasn’t actually dead but what the fuck. Is this proof of time travel? Am I in danger because I remember the past after it was altered?

On a semi-side note, fuck any human who dated/married this pile of soggy pube shavings. Non-human animals are excused. Especially the noble orangutans.

You would think there would be some sort of time limit on their ‘ownership’ of the story, considering statute of limitations constantly protects rapists. It would be nice to see another publication or web site offer her $150,000 to spill the beans so it negates the punishment of giving the money back.

That baby would never have been strangled if it was here legally.

Damn right, I wouldn’t wipe my ass with the daily mail. It deserves better, my ass, I mean. Plus it would probably be all rough, and leave ink on there.

Damn, if a man calling himself ‘Carlos Danger’ wanted to bust my meat wallet, well, how could I say no? Like this, noooooooooooooooooo!

You might be in the majority of my 95% of the world are idiots statistic.

Aww not this wanker again. Kidding. It was fun that you went through with this, but you missed a trick by not getting McCabe to cry during the interview.

Oh dear, well which of those are you? Very drunk or very stupid?

She was playing college soccer. You travel with the team, you eat with the team. Her choice was playing soccer or not. Not as simple as you tried to make it.

I think the fact that it was written is worse, yes, but think about the comparisons they made, ratings etc. It’s all worse and more insulting than commenting about someone’s looks. I think all you have to do is imagine being on the bottom of such a list to feel the disregard they had for each of these people. Talk how…

Let me explain the law to you. If I, say, killed someone and you wanted me to go to jail for the crime, I would have to see the person you’re accusing me of killing...so I know that’s the person I killed. See.

Aw the poor guy. Well there’s nothing else to be done. You’re free to go. Please use the door that says exit.

Thanks for the list. First time I’ve been told some mods that work for ps4. Any chance you could do a list strictly for ps4? I don’t plan to buy an Xbox one or pc capable of playing this. Still not sure whether it’s worth buying Skyrim again, since the only thing that could make the experience fresh are mods and I’m…

How dare you! Beyond is out there fighting for the rights of every...oh, no she’s not. She creating a career around a carefully planned persona to milk your money treats. Find someone else to hold up so high. Like that Donald Trump fella or something.

He made a mistake by apologizing. Do people have to apologize to nurses when they dress up as a sexy one for Halloween? Unless he was shitting all over Native Americans, there’s nothing offensive there. Native Americans are real people, those funny Australian hats are real, Vikings are real. Stop getting so fucking…

I know it’s embarrassing but don’t feel so bad. Most of our kind are morons. Feel better?

Exactly how long did you watch him?

Ah a true artist!