We have robot babies in the school I teach at. When they cry too much I tell the kids to give them a good shake and see if that will quiet them down.

All I can say is thank God he didn’t kneel for the national anthem. Then we’d be in quite a predicament!

Don’t be shocked. It’s a terrible show. Trite and full of lazy writing and the dog has a weirdly sexualized view of his owner.

To me the worst is the vw add where they carry the granddads ashes around in the car to see America and try not to cry the whole time. Nothing says buy a car like dead old people and crying relatives

Your user name should be “extra literal”

And yet I can go to the grocery store and buy evaporated milk. Explain that one!

Vomit

I don’t think this is cod. Therefore this lady will be delivering you a rusted out k car that she vomited in.

Which I think means you read every Super Bowl comment on this site.

When pressed further she simply replied, “Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.”

The thing about reincarnation is that the Earth’s population is so much larger now than it was therefore you would run out of souls to populate the new bodies so a lot of people would be new souls and have no past lives.