I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

At least he doesn’t wear boots when water sporting

It’s called “friendship”. Look it up. Believe it or not, adult male humans can interact with one another beyond competition.

Apropos:

Thats why they are going with a different pair of siblings for their next coach and defensive coordinator: Elsa & Anna.

Such a great scrambler - it’s like he’s been dodging people close to him his entire life.

We had to adjust the rules with those balls because the tail allowed us to gun them harder than any 11-year-old should. With the plastic whistle on the side, they were impossible to catch at full speed. We adjusted so we were allowed to play it off one bounce. I recall a game when it was one on two since my teammate…

The fact that they got to 4-6 in the first place speaks against his MVP candidacy. Yes he’s had a nice 2nd half. The first half of his year was average-mediocre.

He also led his team to 4-6 in the first place. His stats thru mid-season were very average. Brady’s had a consistently excellent year.

If that’s the best throw you have ever seen you have clearly been ignoring my 4th grade highlight reel I sent you with me lighting up my best friend Tony’s back yard using an official John Elway Nerf Vortex! I would like to see Rodgers thread a pass through the branches of the Williams’s old oak tree.

Counterpoint- that was vintage lions, back dooring into the playoffs on a 4 game skid.

After the game, Rodgers called his family to discuss the big win.

I used to work retail. They played “Emotions” over and over. This song deserves this death in public.

I say this without the thinnest shred of sarcasm or snark. I honestly think that anyone who eats boogers has serious mental health issues.

Toilet Stools help you drop regular stools into the Toilet.

How this would work with Bar Stools is uncertain, as Bar Stools are certainly unpleasant.

Toilet Stools help you drop regular stools into the Toilet.

How this would work with Bar Stools is uncertain, as Bar…

I’m not sure a better story has ever been told that involves Melissa Etheridge.

I used to work security at concerts while in college back in the mid 90's, which was odd considering I’m not a big guy. It was me, my even smaller brother, and a few dozen huge fucking guys who played football at SU.

The worst thing ever are the grizzled tour vets who never shut up about how great ‘95-’98 were, complain about how the band totally sucks now... but they still go to every show.

If you didn’t see Phish in the 90s you missed out maaaaaan.

“I’ve never been into Phish, partly because I had a really awful roommate in college who loved them.”