Reporter: Knock knock.

They could easily get a guy in free agency too. Buffalo has a lot of natural advantages when it comes to luring free agents.

Go back and look. They’re all me.

Cut the slacks into a mankini, amirite?

Taylor’s a fascinating case. He rode the bench behind Joe Flacco for four years, but without gaining the mystique that backups in, say, New England or Denver or Green Bay tend to garner.

Can anyone explain that injury guarantee amount? $27.5m in year 2 of a deal that averages $15m/yr?

“Transport the basketball”? Someone’s been reading The Book of Basketball Rings by Ted Cruz.

I feel like this headline is attempting to discourage behind the back passes and I don’t like its tone.

And the really sad part is, this footage was captured from a TV reporter from Rochester...

(It’s a WNY thing, you might not understand...)

I hope he gets another job. As a pats fan, I love Rex. I’ve loved him from day one. I think he’s funny, the perfect yin/yang to BB...just awesome. Keep it real Rex. Good luck. Losing your job is never easy. Wait. For you it’s easy. I mean to say, ‘Losing your job isn’t a ton of fun, I hope I don’t see you bagging…

My wackiest injury was the time I had sudden diarrhea during my middle school football game and had to sprint to the concourse bathroom and poop in a stall without a door while still in full uniform. Every man that came to the bathroom openly laughed at me, and many told their families in the stands about “that number…

Again, I understand and agree with the concept but that’s not what’s happening with the Pats this year. Brady is throwing deep balls and connecting with Hogan, Mitchell, and (previously) Gronk. He’s scrambling a ton and is more mobile than we’ve seen in years. He was never mobile before, they guy is a statue in the…

Apparently you’re not watching the games where the Pats O-line has been a sieve and Brady still throws for 300 yards and 3 TDs? Or how his mobility in the pocket is better than it almost ever was?

My wife tries very hard to watch football with me, but it has trouble holding her attention sometimes. But she will watch any game with a player with a name she finds amusing - for instance for several years she loved watching Ohio St. and the Bears because she’d decided that Sanzenbacher! was the vilest curse one…

Matt Ryan would have to have a 60:0 TD to INT ratio before I’d even consider that he’s more valuable to his team than Tom Brady.

Didn’t matter last year.

It’s Atlanta. Nobody cares.

This is why you don’t publish The Worst American Sportwriting of 2016 until December 31st. I guarantee you’ll need to augment that list with all the hot takes.

Firing is effective Jan. 2nd. They waited until this late in the game because his agent negotiated highway robbery for the buyout clause of his contract and they would have had to pay him $5mil in 2017 if they’d fired him any earlier. With the firing taking effect AFTER 2017, the school gets away with paying him…

Nobody should be putting in this kind of effort to NOT give Warriors fans something to cry about.