Just like you probably wouldn’t want to watch a bad documentary that dealt with important issues, I think it’s totally okay to want to know if a game that deals with important issues is fun to play.

More and more people are discovering that you can bleed your enemies to death with legal fees whether or not there’s actually merit to your case!

“I’d rather have a short, wide midsize than a long, narrow one.”

Ran when parked.

David, I am surprised you’re not planning to buy it and sail it across the Atlantic or something.

Barnacle find.

Thanks for completely stepping on my welcome comment, you possessive monster. You can’t own time, Owen! That’s it, I’m calling Flynn DeMarco.

FOUR NINETY NINE US DOLLARS

You’ll still be able to use wireless accessories, or purchase an optional lightning port adapter for the low, low price of $69.99!

I heard they're dropping the USB ports.

$4.99 T-shirts, what a deal.

Dragon Age: Inquisition.

6+ months?

is Caerus’ comment a rip off of ShadowofTime01's on purpose or......?

I always pronounced it “super nintendo”

Which one is Sombra? Is it the bird?

While I’m wearing my Timex weekender today, my vote goes with Nixon’s Time Teller Series. Nixon offers verisons of these for everyone, from a plastic Swatch type to versions with canvas, leather or metal straps all for under $100. They can be dressed up or down, and they can take a pretty good beating. I love Nixon’s…

While I’m wearing my Timex weekender today, my vote goes with Nixon’s Time Teller Series. Nixon offers verisons of…

I seriously laughed at this. “It’s hiiiiiiiiigh time I found a good lamp to go on that end table next to my recliner...”

Any sock that Bombas makes. (for this they want a specific, so the Calf sock will stay above your calf even if they are massive). I thought it was outrageous the price, until I started wearing them and wear after wear they are soft, cushioning and comfortable.

Any sock that Bombas makes. (for this they want a specific, so the Calf sock will stay above your calf even if they…

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.