Are you incapable of a proper discussion without being dismissive? Does it make you big using the same put down as a teenager trying desperately to appear older than their actual age?

“Symmetra buff pls"

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

Hey, nothing wrong with an old fashioned every once in a while.

Ponyta at Mile High Stadium. Go Broncos

100% the driver’s last thought before the roll were either:

Found the Reaper main. Even the username checks out.

I’m completely serious when I say that I would rock that.

The dialogue is solid, but it was the click of the old wedding ring against the phone mouthpiece that really elevates this work.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

An adventure game with investigative mechanics, a la Heavy Rain or The Wolf Among Us or those bits in Arkham games, wherein you play as Tales investigating the grisly murder of Sonic The Hedgehog.

When you review this, Fahey, I want pictures for scale for the size of each Cheeto. Because right now I’m picturing chicken fingers with rubbery mac and cheese shoved inside. Also, please let us know the creaminess, cheesiness, and consistency of the ‘mac and cheese’ inside said ‘cheeto’. Kthnxbi.

I try to pack Monday - Th to save money and waistline. Here are some hints

You have the same Grand Cherokee? They didn’t even know his year....

It’s Death “Standing”. . . For 12 years. :(

Critical level of Goldblumming in this video:

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Hmmmmm ... Looks like it was written by a known mysoginist with anger management issues and abnormally tiny hands!!!

Yeah, but you’re crazy, Karl. Everyone knows this.