Can we get a Jalopnik / Lane Splitter go fund me page set up? You know... to try and buy Ducati? We'll run it into the ground of course, but we would get a couple of years of production of some REALLY insane and definitely stupid motorized forms of transport in return.

Why is Fahey starring in the new God of War game?

Good. I couldn’t give a shit about the rest of Gawker, but Jalopnik and Gizmodo are about the only topic sites I give a shit about.

Life’s full of weird coincidences, I saw this randomly about an hour ago...

In case you nerds need it (and judging by most of the parodies I’ve already seen, you seriously do), here’s an animated After Effects template I made of the Overwatch Play-Of-The-Game text, available for your downloading and parodying pleasure.

So you missed the first and last part and just focused on the middle part huh?

Yeah I don’t know why that skin bothers me so much?? HE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE SKIN OR BE HUMAN

You bring up some good points that are definitely worth discussing. The conversation over “leaks” in gaming journalism is an interesting one, and one we’ve discussed a LOT internally. (I sit next to Stephen, and he and I have conversations about this sort of thing ALL the time.)

I think you misunderstood. This guy threatening your life is actually a sincere cry out for a discussion about ethics in gaming journalism.

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Real men pick Zarya.

As someone who’s invested money in and follows the development of Star Citizen, I absolutely hate when anyone talks about it. Everyone and their dog has an opinion on it based on what they’ve heard from people who haven’t been following the games development at all.

Yeah, it’s far from done.

They had no choice but to respond when faced with a probing question hurled by a highly influential automotive journalist...

In the books, Ned seems to notice him briefly during one of his out-of-body-time-travel-majigs.

Actually, Hodor’s the one with... nevermind

This just in: Bran is a giant dick through time and space.

Squares to the left of me, L blocks to the right here I am, stuck in the middle with you ....

My nephew tried this, but apparently a hero who controls butts is not within the scope of their “artistic design”.

Actually, that wasn’t the moral to Tom’s story at all.