The Arkham games are exactly why I’m okay with this—it’s hilarious. Batman doesn’t kill people, except when he totally does.

I miss the old school LEGO games!

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Okay, I know that the pile of accessories for the Switch is kind of excessive, but seriously—who the hell uses screen protectors?

Looking forward to this, but I hope it has precise controls. Almost every antigrav racer I’ve played tends to have a bigger boner for Wipeout’s floatier control scheme...they’re still good games, but I miss F-Zero GX’s razor-sharp hand-ruining carpal-tunneling controls :C

I’m excited for the Switch, but...World of Goo? I’m pretty sure I could go break some rocks apart and find fossils of World of Goo from the early BCE times

me without kids: “lmao why would i want kids”

This reminds me of 20XX—the game looks absolutely disgusting aesthetically but the concept is awesome and the gameplay looks well-executed.

Calling it now, 4chan will dogpile on this and make sure as many Emoji tokens get voted in as possible

Introducing Keith David as Keith David.

Bastion is actually very interesting in 3v3, Mystery Heroes, and other gamemodes that don’t let you counterpick because turrets can be very hard to deal with without the right heroes. Ya boi Roadhog, for instance, will frequently eat shit unless he can surprise hook the Bastion from close enough range.

Isn’t ZeniMax different/Bethesda’s Parent company? I remember when ZeniMax were assholes and sued Mojang that Bethesda didn’t really have much hand in it.

He may not be a traditional rival, but I like Hau! His name lends itself to puns like “Hau much longer am I going to have to put up with this dumbass”

What’s this “Pokémon Star Sapphire?” Sounds like a grand old time and definitely not a romhack

Sad as I am to say this, inb4 Nintendo takedown

This excites me more. I like gimmicks, provided they serve a purpose. The dual-screen on the Wii U was a bit weird in that it seemed to exist “just because,” whereas the neat detachable controllers and second screen here serve a more evident purpose in the portable hybrid space.

I’m pretty sure cosplaying as Captain Falcon would count as Smashbros cosplay by this point considering that’s the only franchise Nintendo will still let him be in.

You can counter this (at least, in the helping out a beleaguered friend sense) with Lucio. Anas have a hard time perma-sleeping targets when they’re getting slammed around by sonic shockwaves every second like goddamn pinballs.

“This glitch is dumb, why should we EVER play games other than how they were intended? Learning interesting things about how games are put together is stupid and ruins things for everyone else”

Proud owner of a Galaxy S5 myself—people do like to forget that it's water-resistant down to a certain depth, don't they...?