That's a goaltend at 2:05. Man that was an easy team to hate...

That's the way I've always done it, just to break them loose, and it's never failed me. Also I've never broken an OEM tire iron either. Knock on wood...

This works like a charm

Let's say any magazine that's appropriate.

You're in the doctors office waiting room and you have no phone to fuck around on. What magazine do you read?

Fuck one, marry one, kill one: Hilary Clinton, Ellen DeGeneres, Katie Couric. Go.

I've been fishing/camping near there. Originally from south of St. Cloud myself.

HAHA oh my god + fucking 1!

Hey hey hey now. Don't hate on 3 wheelers. I'm far from a redneck and have owned several of those lovely death machines. Growing up in MN, lots of my friends had/have them and we would ice race them along with pit bikes, dirt bikes and cars. Sooo much fun, don't knock it til you try it!

As a life long Vikings fan, fuck you for refreshing that memory. Oh the pain we've suffered. I've never been able to decide which hurt worse - that game or 1998. Fucking Gary Anderson and his stupid one bar facemask. Hadn't missed a field goal or extra point in two years. TWO YEARS!!! I need a drink.