So far, I've decided that Scott Baio, Chris Brown, Jon Gosselin, and Michael Lohan are going on that "celebrity island" that i'm making. Escape will be impossible... hard labour will be inevitable. #kirstiealleytwitter

@Pennyfeather: let's keep the party alive with this: #openthread

im more into this song at the moment: #leightonmeester

I really really enjoyed the show last night. The last few appearances by guest hosts (especially women) have been pretty lack luster, and have resulted in the women kind of being secondary to the shows regulars (Drew Barrymore being an example.) But I think taylor swift totally pulled off a great appearance; the…

@hortense: ahaah i was watching that episode last night. i need to make a slap bet with Swarney #robertpattinson

@curiousdruid: Come up north and live in Vancouver!! Same-ish vibe, but much more laid back? At least that's what I've heard. #openthread

@lalie (apologetic mess): you should definitely introduce her to Harry Potter. She'll realize what a horrible writer that piss poor hack Stephanie Meyer is (at least in comparison to the love of my life J.K.) If she's not convinced by her writing, then perhaps you should introduce your mum to the speech Rowling gave…

I like you so much better when you're naked! i like me so much better when i'm naked!!

I dont wan't to hear/or see mr. lindsay lohans daddy. also, how great of a character witness would nene have been for this?!! #judgejudymichaellohan

@dirtybee: If everyone should be killed, who will kill the last person alive? oh, i guess this is an example of one of those grand philosophical questions that withstand the test of time. #womenongoogle

"think of how many friends you could've had if there weren't any abortions"

@mama_t: Im surprised someone hasn't approached her for a reality show #womanpassesdriversteston950tht...

@mama_t: I think she still has to pass the a practical part of the driving test. Lucky for us, it might take her a while!

my penis hurts just thinking about that electric fence... #trivialpursuit

@Penny: i scratch my bellybutton and smell it. there. i said it. and i am now going to own it...as i sniff my bellybutton #mariahcareylarrykinglive

the knit cap is the new bow tie #chrisbrowntheinterview

@TinkLee: Elaine over at [laineygossip.com] puts it well: it's not that he's an abuser.. it's that he doesnt have any contrition #chrisbrowntheinterview

@TinkLee: Im all for giving people who have committed wrongful acts a second chance (and even more, if need be) but ONLY if they know the consequences of their actions, and understand why what they did was wrong. I believe in restorative justice, and think that people can change. But i also think that people like…

@pileofmonkeys: i read that error in an academic article i was reading yesterday. to read it on a facebook status/comment is one thing, but to read it in an academic article is ridiculous #lindsaylohantwitter

so this summer TVtropolis was airing Roseanne all the way from the first episode of season one to the last episode of season whatever, two episodes a day. I pvr'd that ish and watched it every day on my lunch break. One of the best things i did this summer. brings a tear to my eye... #lindsaylohantwitter