You know, maybe I’m some kind of starry-eyed idealist, but I can’t help but think that in a system as orderly and long-standing as capitalism, there should be some kind of procedural mechanism in place to help them out here.

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

Jokers ranked:

the former GOAT

That’s good TAWMMY’in!

How do you know it's based on just one person's claim? And how many people need to corroborate before you are okay with a permanent ban? Seriously, what's the cutoff?

Yes, but we need to apply that to star QBs who complain anytime a defender so much as lays a finger on them as well. 

Down by 3 with 3 mins to play? Just run 4 go routes on 3 consecutive plays and throw the flag when you think you have the most contact. In slow-mo, there pretty much has to be some form of DPI on most routes. This seems like such a bad idea and it’s just asking to be exploited.

I know this all seems stupid but isn’t it all part and parcel with how football itself is just meaningless nonsense? Pass interference calls are big and showy and can be isolated to highlight egregious examples but every game there’s at least a few “Oh, so that was/wasn’t holding?” moments for the offensive line and a…

And as far as I’m concerned he doesn’t get that much credit for Draymond since if he didn’t end up in the exact perfect situation he did he would have been out of the league 2 years ago. 

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

Pay them, then

I mean, you can cut and paste that fan bullshit into any argument defending any millionaire coach who yells and bullies his unpaid teenage labor. Every person in Indiana in 2002 wants their argument back.

Izzo: “What the fuck are you doing! You’re plodding around out there like fucking Frankenstein!”

SI is not your bitch.

This is unbelievably petty. It’d be one thing if this was a national MLB writer giving the D-Backs a proverbial blow job and a million back pats while cozying up for content, but this is a feature writer writing about something she enjoys. This isn’t to speak to the quality of writing or subject but good god not…

You sound like an insufferable asshole.

Look, I come to Deadspin for (among other things) the righteous takedowns of media outlets and figures for their hypocrisy and bullshit... but I kinda think you’re looking for something to get angry about here and missing the point.

I have no particular ill will towards Dillashaw but I know this fucks up Dana White’s plans and therefore am all about this. 

...attorney and fellow wrestling coach...