...I promise you that wearing shoes without socks is NOT the grossest thing a man can do.

This article is going to be hard to read for the 6 readers of SLAM magazine.

Where’s that “300 pound guys will wreck anyone in a fight" guy from the Westbrook/jazz article the other day? I need his expert insight here

this is my exact reaction. It’s weird that we’re feigning anger over a guy just sort of doing his job.

Talk about burying the lede: Joe Montana goes by “Joseph” on Twitter? lol

So how long until he too changes his mind and goes back to Minnesota?

If he does, then holding out will look like a really smart move.

I’m one of those people with an ability to take standardized tests and do really, really well, but they’re not nearly as easy as you portray. Kids of decent intelligence and good early academic opportunity can sincerely apply themselves, get the most expensive prep courses and tutors, take practice tests for years—and…

I hope you also shut the fuck up at your job and simply take whatever abuse is hurled your way.

Can’t wait to see the swift justice on this immigrant with a violent criminal past. 

“Cofre” is Spanish for chest, like a treasure chest. Or a jewelry box. The anatomical body part is “pecho”. Cuanto más sepa...

I really want to know why Barstool is so awful/evil

Obligatory Belichick quote:

Sickening that Jay Glazer believes 95% of our country’s troops aren’t qualified to be NFL referees.

So LA missing the playoffs and winning the lottery with a 1.3% chance is a given, right?

I too refuse to work back to backs, and have extended my lunches to 3 hours. You have to think about the future. Marathon not a sprint 

Rajon Rondo and Pau Gasol are the only two players still in the NBA that played in the last playoff game that was played after LeBron James had been eliminated from the playoffs: June 17, 2010

Agreed, this site and The Root has nicknames for every white chick that calls the cops on black people for dumb shit even tho that sometimes black people have died having the cops called on them for no reason.

If someone wants to drink a Coors Light, that’s cool. I drink them too when it’s appropriate to not drink a fucking 8% IPA.

Ex Band Geek here. I ask you, Mark. Next time you’re in a room with even 5 other people. Ask them all to count to 10 in their head and then clap once they get to “10". I would bet you $100 you get a cascade of people clapping at different times.