White people have all the breaks in The US and when they fail due to their own laziness or stupidity, they blame people of color. The fact that Bernie kisses their ass is why Bernie will never win the black vote 

Bernie hasn’t changed at all. That’s his appeal.

My husband and I eat keto and there haven’t been any complaints. On the other hand, I feel great and all of my bloodwork is stellar so I’ll go without the pasta, myself.

Canadians! They’re just as horrible as everybody else.

Assuming by “that venue,” you mean every goddamn place on this garbage continent.

I let the first mention slide, but after the second mention, Imma have to fight Micheal Benatar-style.

Cook Out is the best! When you get two sides with a combo AND one can be a frickin’ CORN DOG, you know you’re at the right place.

You know what, I am just gonna say what we ARE all thinking here people!  I DO like a Pat Benatar ditty!  And I am not ashamed.

I stopped watching football about six or seven years ago (it wasn’t necessary some conscious decision or ethical choice, I just had declining interest already and it happened to coincide with having kids and cutting my cable service). I still check the box scores most weeks and follow the standings, but I almost never…

Because it’s delicious? 

Not just billionaires...if I had a million

I understand that Harden is upset, but before making comments like these after games he should just take a step back and then take a step back and think.

...Big Ben until he retires or is severely injured

Pretty sure that part-time teacher did not know what she was getting into when she got on that bus

I believe it’s actually the Ben Roethlisberger who destroyed a windshield with his face while* riding a motorcycle with no helmet and an expired license and then raped at least one person.

If contracts were structured in such a way that the team is not able to seek a trade that works best for them, and has to trade a player only to the destination that player wants, then that significantly decreases the value of the contract (especially long-term ones) for the team. Which means they will be less willing…

Counterpoint: Maybe head coaches know on an instinctual level that their dipshit kids are unemployable, so they create jobs (“video assistant”) for them?

“You know that maladjusted, self-satisfied, absentee parent we hired who hasn’t seen his kids for more than two days a month since he spends every waking hour berating his players for perceived lack of heart and failure to live up to his unreasonable expectations? I bet his kid learned a lot about football from him!”