The MOST satisfying outcome will be the Chiefs hitting on all cylinders from the opening kickoff and beat the shit out of the Patriots 56-6, with Brady getting sacked at least seven times, and Chad Henne taking the last three kneel downs for the Chiefs.

C Jam Blues — Duke Ellington

Yngwie’s version of Sails of Charon. The most self-indulgent wankfest in music history.

I’d be interested to know if there is research on the extent to which investment in player salary can affect franchise value. The fact that franchises are growing massively in value seems like the unexamined part of the equation in this piece.

Football’s the way to go. Apex superstars like Mike Trout get crazy money, but I don’t think Kyler Murray is going to be that. He’s a QB who’s listed at 5'11", which translates to 5'9" in the real world, max. 5'9" middle infielders don’t get Albert Pujols money.

Giannis has a better arm

No update?

So, Elway hired his boy, Kubiak, who then wanted to hire his son, Klint. Yep! NFL coaching hires are totally based on merit.

How is anyone that jacked up about Oakland A’s baseball? But on the other hand.

I say this as a Florida State alum: Bobby Bowden and Steve Spurrier are nothing alike. Spurrier is a trash talking former jock. Bowden is an archetypical Southern politician.

PAWL! PAAAAAWWWWWWLLLL!!!! EET’S TIME FER SABAN TO GO! THA GAYME HAS PASSED HEEM BY!!!!

January 4: JAMES HARDEN IS THE BEST TO EVERY PLAY

Cat Zingano has the worst luck.

I’ll trade you, straight up, Tom Coughlin AND Doug Marrone for Mike Tomlin. #Disciplinarian

Mayock seems to be the best of the talent evaluators covering the draft and other than Trent Richardson hasn’t seemed to whiff much in that role.

Holm and Nunes are two of the most precise strikers in the sport, man or woman. That’s not Cyborg. Cyborg’s Tank Abbott with a better diet.

You seriously wanted to watch your favorite team get pounded by Clemson or Alabama, because that’s what would have happened. You really wish you were in the position that Notre Dame fan is now, where everyone was calling your team a fraud that never should have been in the playoff? You really wanted another six weeks…

Duke finished the year 7-5 (sixth in the ACC) and lost their last game to Wake Forest 59-7.

Bias against short guys is what caused the Bills to shit on him.

Most of the Heisman Trophy winning QBs over the last 40 years: