Draymond Green isn’t talented by NBA standards. He was a 2nd round draft choice for a reason. Now his toe is fucked up, and I’m not a podiatrist but playing NBA basketball isn’t good for the feet. So if he can’t redline all the time, he’s fucked. The Ws can play games with his minutes in the regular season, but…

210lb Dominique Wilkins was never the same after tearing his achilles. 215lb. Kobe Bryant was never the same after tearing his achilles. I don’t know if 270lb Boogie Cousins is a good bet after tearing his achilles.

Except Klay’s not hitting 3s the way he was. The Ws “system” only works when they can totally overwhelm the numbers. Everything they do is predicated on burying bad shots. If Klay’s not the 2nd best shooter to ever play, then the Ws struggle. He spaces the floor when he’s shooting 44% from 3, not 34%.

The closest I’ve ever been to total bliss was on my honeymoon watching the sun rise out of the Caribbean drinking shitty Red Stripe beer.

Fun Fact: Keira Knightley was 17 years old when Love Actually was filmed.

It seems self-evidently obvious to me that if a guy wins two Super Bowls as a backup quarterback, he is a Hall of Famer no matter what else he does in his career. What argument could anybody make against including him in the Hall of Fame? None that wouldn’t be obnoxious and uptight cop shit.

Did Han just spend the entire night spooning an unconscious Luke inside that hollowed-out Tauntaun or what? If so, was he the big spoon, or did he wear Luke like a blanket?

The Patriots are done.

They need to give the team to Shannon Sharpe.

This is the pinnacle of MMA, and he’s not really close to the worst thing about the sport. Which is why I had to quit it.

It’s not in the gif, but I remember Hackney having a moment of hesitation before blasting dude in his nuts. Ultimately, “anything goes” trumped every guy code ever, but it wasn’t an easy decision. Hackney has always had my respect.

The puncher is Keith Hackney, an early UFC guy. This is the high point of his career. It wasn’t known at the time, but what he’s doing to the punchee’s nuts is a Mother Theresa level act of community service.

This was the pinnacle of the sport, and it happened 24 years ago. The UFC is a cesspool and always has been.

Watch me parlay this into a 20% raise for ya boy!

Have their piece of shit owner die.

Have JJ Watt and Jadaveon Clowney healthy at the same time.

And yet Marvin Lewis has no playoff wins in 15 years, and continues to collect a paycheck.

Uh-oh!

Barely in the top 5