I’ll take the stupid Bud Light ads over the Sam Adams dude getting a boner thinking about hops.

Brees is a meathead in that everything for him is FOOBAW! But he doesn’t seem clueless when he has to step outside of that. As opposed to Tom Brady whose IQ is about 250 when he’s throwing cliches at reporters when asked about football, but it drops to about 50 when asked about why he smashes his old phones or if his…

Let’s wildly speculate about Brees’s popularity:

That’s all to say, for all our consternation about the “bloodsport” aspects of football/MMA, this kind of macabre voyeurism had been embedded for long. We can, and should, examine our choices and whether we wish to continue to support such things after we’ve reckoned with what it means to our view on humanity. But I…

Ramsey’s unit, the defense, is top 10 overall and 3rd against the pass. They haven’t given up 300 yards net passing in a game all season, in 2018. That’s while playing the Patriots, Chiefs, Colts, and Steelers. What do you want from him? Who is an accomplished NFL DB?

Safety is only one issue football is facing. The owners greed and the relative chump change wages they pay are about to become a problem.

The O-Line:

As a black man in America, my list of “must visit” states is drastically smaller. Fuck if you’re ever going to catch me in Idaho.

Ohio: What if we took everything terrible about the Deep South and added cold weather?

Counterpoint:

Who’s a Hall of Famer? It ain’t Joe Muthafuckin Theismann.

Why doesn’t Cleveland vote to just give the team to LeBron? Mav Carter could run it or Bronny or Carmelo. He’s looking for something to do.

I’m a Ronda Rousey fan, but I don’t believe she has an opinion on anything that an authority figure (her mom, Dana White, whoever’s handling her in the WWE) hasn’t just given her.

So Green ... actually kinda has an understandable gripe, here: He’s probably done enough in the NBA, and with the Warriors specifically, that he should not have to endure the Mario Chalmers Treatment—particularly not from a guy who joined the team specifically sohe could attach himself to the level of greatness Green…

If the guy didn’t stay true to himself, and adjusted to the gameplans of the teams trying him out, he’d have a better shot at those milestones.

They’re willing to acquiesce to that 30 year old because he was the difference in 2 of the 3 rings they’ve won. The last playoff series the Ws played without KD they blew a 3-1 lead because Steph and Klay couldn’t shake the defensive nightmare that was Delly and Kyrie. 

I’m #TeamTrainwreck. Hopefully, both Durant and Green ask for trades.

“Genius” Gruden is now seven games over .500 for his career as a head coach, his 12 year career.

Bryce Harper, coming off a sub-par season for him, just turned down a guaranteed $300 million contract because it was too low.