Sorry, jerkin it is better than scratching a severe rash. Just take the L.

Roald Dahl: most famously known for writing the screenplay for You Only Live Twice.

If I’m starting an NBA team with NFL players they’re all going to be lineman and linebackers, and fuck your rules. We’re ready to fight. Is Vontaze Burfict my point guard? Yes! Yes he is.

Nobody gives a shit about the division. During Joe Montana’s prime (81-90) the other AFC West teams combined for two playoff wins. On the other hand, Montana had to deal with this:

I would love to see Bradford in Jacksonville for the three plays of decent QBing he would run before the offensive line got him killed.

The whole genre tops out with one Finals appearance by Allen Iverson with the Sixers.

It’s Carmelo’s fault that Harden and Paul are 15lbs overweight and always come up short in the playoffs, either running out of gas or suffering non-contact injuries? I don’t think Melo had any part of that 0 for 27 stretch against the Warriors last year.

I’m pretty sure LeBron and D-Wade ruined Linsanity by guarding him like he was actually a star.

He commanded respect because he was unguardable for the first 12 years of his career. He got drafted by a shitty franchise, and then forced his way onto a shittier franchise. During his prime, who was the second best player on any of Carmelo’s teams? 

Last season, the Rockets finished with the NBA’s best offense (114.0 offensive rating), its seventh-ranked defense (105.6 defensive rating), and its best net rating (+8.4). As a team, they posted the league’s second-highest effective field goal percentage (55.1) and true shooting percentage (59.0). by missing their…

Somewhere in Wyoming or Montana or one of the Dakotas:

I think I agree that Vader was all presence, with very little substance

Even that’s fairly ironic given that Anakin was a spoiled child throughout the prequels.

No, St. Johns C0unty and Clay County would lose their minds, but combined they’re less than 1/2 the population of Duval County. Everyone in St. Johns and Clay can go fuck themselves. They don’t matter.

This guy.

Mina Kimes brought up a point that I hadn’t thought of: LA’s not a football town, at all, but there are more Raiders fans there than anything else. The Raiders and the Chargers have been bitter rivals for 50 years. Moving the Chargers to LA is like moving the Red Sox to New York and wondering where the fans are.

If the wrestlers unionized and went on strike, how difficult do you think it would be for Vince McMahon to find scabs to cross the picket line? How much do you think his TV ratings would drop? Personally, I would bet on instantly and not much.

John Elway looks like Joe Buck got a glimpse of the inside of the Ark of the Covenant.

It wasn’t torture. It was enhanced interrogation. I thought Dick Cheney made this clear 15 years ago.

This is going to get so much worse. Right now Gruden’s 10 games over .500 for his career. He has no defense, no QB, and a 32 year old Marshawn Lynch.