The Dodgers are pulling the plug on Yas.... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!... mani Grandal. Oh, I don’t know who that is.

It was also a massively blown coverage. The Chiefs like to run Tyreek Hill across the field from the slot. Yay! It’s October. What are the chances that play works again, ever, against a Bill Belichick defense?

God! I hope he winds up in the media.

My daughter played under 10 girls basketball, and sometimes my mind would drift into how I could score at will, especially on the 8 ft rims.

If I was an Olympic level woman gymnast, I would send Simone Biles a book on gravity because she doesn’t seem to understand how it works.

I don’t know if this is a big deal. I’d be surprised if Pat Riley uses muthafucka less than Samuel L. Jackson.

Tito Ortiz is the dick in this situation.

Tito never had a shot against Chuck. He couldn’t get him on the ground and damn sure couldn’t stand with him. So he kinda waited around to get KTFO. And it was great because Chuck hates Tito.

I hope Khabib stays in the UFC because Khabib/Conor has replaced Liddell/Ortiz as my favorite “Two great fighters where one of them really doesn’t have a chance in hell, but I don’t care because that guy’s a dick, and watching him get smashed makes me happy” matchup.

The greatest QB of all-time is Steve McNair. He got Jeff Fisher to a Super Bowl.

The Nurmagomedovs are too good for the UFC and especially Dana White.

Everything you say is correct, but what is Thompson supposed to do? I imagine Cooks is moving at 20mph, minimum. Is Thompson supposed to arm tackle him? He can’t go at his knees anymore.

I’ve never seen Drew Brees or Russell Wilson or Michael Vick or Doug Flutie blast one of their offensive lineman in the back of the head while trying to throw down field. They’re all under 6ft tall, whatever they’re listed at.

Conor Fans:

And it’s 95% of the UFC fan base.

The over/under on the combined weight cut between these two is 70lbs. It’s going to be interesting because this is the first time in Khabib’s career that he’s going to fight someone legitimate who’s close to his size.

My biggest flight fuck up was ordering a Venti White Chocolate Mocha before I boarded. I’m slightly lactose intolerant. Which means if I drink milk I get massive gas and diarrhea if I haven’t had it in a while. But if I have it twice, I’m fine. So it’s not like someone with Celiac eating a baguette. It’s never in the…

At least this happened that one time:

I am so glad that I’m done with the weddings part of my life. My wife used to get pissed at me when I would call wedding invitations bills.

You’re right! It’s Junior who’s the world class CrossFitter.