Boneless skinless chicken breast is about 560kcal/lb.

That’s a great dunk. I think it would have been better if LeBron had jumped off two feet.

A. I track my calories because I’m old and fat, and my metabolism was like “Fuck You!” about 10 years ago. Anywhoo, I ate 6lbs. of chicken last week. And since this diet is working, I’m going to be eating ~25lbs. of chicken a month for the foreseeable. #GitSwole #GitShredded. Also, I deadlift more than Eric Trump, and…

You know...the cap that they players negotiated for.

The update that it was a clean break with no ligament damage is great news. Thomas’s money for this year is guaranteed, and he can hit free agency (relatively) no worse for wear. 

Lindsay Lohan (possibly) converting to Islam has to be the biggest “Wait...What!?!” of all-time, not just in her life, but ever.

You gotta factor in the restaurant. I seriously doubt Peter Luger’s gets a lot of mediums, but as we tumble down the steak ladder mediums become more prevalent. Normally, I like medium rare. But once or twice a year I’ll get a steak at Waffle House. I’ll take the leap of faith that it’s beef, but I’m going to need it…

The best place to have a kid’s birthday party is at a MyGym. They take care of everything for about $350: cake, pizza, prizes, 90 minutes of entertaining kids from ages 2 to 13, and they can handle about 30 kids. They’re good at it because they do it all the time, and they know how to shut that shit down when it’s…

I don’t want a lightsaber, but I want them available for the Darwin Awards.

The Bucs are stuck. They travel to Chicago, and the question is: do they start Fitz and let him throw nine pics because he’s not going to let Khalil Mack hit him, or do they start Jameis and let him fumble nine times because he thinks he can shrug off Mack?

Good decision, Jimmy G!

Whenever a player refuses to be traded, I like to remember the pioneer:

You can only take Batman so seriously before he starts being ridiculous again...

Is anyone else getting a Targaryen vibe from that photo or just me?

I could never be one of these vendors.

Using the best in class 15% commission rate his $100,000 would bring the owner $666K in ancillary revenue

Except Peyton Manning didn’t like being coached, and Belichick would have screamed at him. Manning got Jim Mora fired for that exact reason.

WHAT ABOUT SPANISH ON SPANISH CRIME!?! THERE’S LOTS OF CRIME IN SPAIN AND I NEVER HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT THAT! IF THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT THEIR OWN COMMUNITY WHY SHOULD ANYONE ELSE??!!

I know how to fix the Steelers. 10 years $110 million and this guy

For perspective: My dude ran 26 4:40 miles in a row. Basically, he ran around a high school track in a minute and 1o seconds 105 times.