If only there was away to make the Bills’ offense better, the defense better, possibly save a GM’s and a head coach’s job, and squash a collusion lawsuit against the league. #IfOnly

Basically: Please stop embarrassing me in front of the girls.

I’m afraid the Pablo acting like a massive nerd and Bomani telling him he’s acting like a massive nerd is what’s going to get cut. And that sucks.

Gruden is 13 games above .500 for his career. The QB isn’t that good. The defense is horrific. If this thing goes all the way left, does Gruden quit before he has a losing record for his career?

Y’all are too young for Anchorman?!?

“It’s not my job to do that,” O’Brien said.

Ryan Leaf and JaMarcus Russell were terrible on terrible teams. The Chargers sucked before Leaf showed up, and the Raiders sucked before Russell showed up.

These facts like BOFA

The Steelers don’t pay anyone, ever. It’s their thing. 

Let’s compare and contrast:

About $10 million of that $70 million was guaranteed. So it was a bullshit contract. The Steelers are assholes.

I’m going to ignore Ramon Foster because he’s a scrub.

Subsequent events have shown Wilson to be a fantastic QB; he’s probably the only thing standing between 9-7 and 3-13 for them this year. No idea why the defense hated him so much.

Mother of God was that a horrible pitch! Jesus Christ! There’s not a major leaguer who wouldn’t have put that in the cheap seats. That’s not a knock on Ohtani. It’s a knock on Austin Bibens-Dirkx, which isn’t a real name in the 21st century.

MY HOASE-BEND CAN’T THROW THEE BALL AND CATCH THEE BALL!

Hand down (wo)man down.

Shut the fuck up and go get me my muthafuckin juice box, asshole!

What percentage of Pittsburgh sports radio call ins begin with “I am not a racist.”

Nitpicking:

Y’all need to quit horsing around.