They got rolled by Blake Bortles.

The deadly art of Taekwondo:

Nobody gives him any love yet he’s out there putting up the same stats as any other elite-level QB.

You had me at “I was in right field, chillin”

Also obligatory:

It’s interesting that a UFC piece gets a much bigger response on Kotaku, a video game page, than on Deadspin, a sports page.

Better that she was at this party than his 1988 birthday party.

My only question is if they’ll go to a city that got screwed out of a franchise during this decade (Saint Louis Bengals anybody?) or if we’ll all be cursed to watch games featuring “The Mexico City Bengals” or some other foreign city.

What if we made the whole city out of Dewey Crowe?

I love the way the 1st baseman plays it off like it’s no big deal. “Yeah, 8/3 double play from the warning track in left center. No big deal.”

The difference is, football isn’t life or death and shouldn’t be treated as such.

I was wondering how two out-of-towners, who were professionals with something to lose and presumably never met, would get into a street fight. They weren’t teenagers. It wasn’t a local neighborhood beef. It wasn’t Jets/Patriots. It wasn’t over a lover. So what set these two dudes off?

“There are 31 other teams in the league. Feel free to pick one.”

Something is missing:

After the Raiders move to Vegas, what’s the over/under on a player killing a hooker at the Bunny Ranch? It can’t be more than two days. That’s not a player killing a Bunny Ranch hooker. That’s going to happen before they’ve all left the airport. No, I mean a player choking a hooker to death AT the Bunny Ranch.

I want Jimmy Garapollo to be the greatest QB ever... and to be a sex addict banging different porn stars every week.

Yes, Trevor Ariza was so wildly effective against Kevin Durant. Trevor Ariza isn’t some 23 year old kid about to break out. He’s been in the league for 14 years. He’s never been any good.

Knicks wins the five years before Melo 29, 32, 23, 33, 23.

Melo is 18th all-time in PPG. That’s the entire history of the NBA. He’s ahead of Anthony Davis, Steph Curry, Kyrie Irving, James Harden, Russell Westbrook, and Dwyane Wade.