Melo’s mid-range game may be a “break glass in emergency” deal for the Rockets. They ended the season with Chris Paul hurt, James Harden gassed, and a bunch of dudes with no real offensive skills throwing up bricks. No matter how shitty his attitude or how slow he’s gotten, Carmelo Anthony CANNOT play worse than…

Very true, and explains why many people have very little regard for unions generally. Most people don’t think that violence is an acceptable response to a person taking a job. When you spill blood because you want the money that another person is now making through their labor, you aren’t going to look so hot.

Major league umpires were/are highly paid because it’s not an easy job. Maybe fields was stuck in the minors because he sucked. The whole riot started because he fucked up the neighborhood play.

Don’t cross a picket line.

The problem is Meyer lied at a press conference on video. He’s trying to spin it like he misspoke, but that’s to make it harder for OSU to fire him for cause. If they’re going to fire him, Urban wants his money.

This made me laugh. My pops is in this HOF. He grew up in Cleveland. My mom grew up in Pittsburgh. I grew up in D.C. We went to Pittsburgh at least four times a year. I’ve never been to Cleveland. 

Their situations are different and you know it. You’re talking about stuff that happened off the field.

Well, help us out, Gunny! Is an AR-15 high powered, mid-powered, or low powered? And when if you go on a shooting spree what type of gun will would you use?

Mayor Jacobs! What are you going to do to property taxes in Knox County?

Yeah, giant hyper-athletic rageaholics with brain damage and high powered rifles on a densely populated college campus. What’s the problem?

Ed Werder looks like the guy who eats alone at Mexican restaurants and calls the waitress by her first name and says “por favor” when asking for more chips.

Is Draymond going to get paid? He’s a distant 4th best player (5th if Boogie is anywhere near what he was) on the Ws. He’s a head case. And at the end of the day, he’s 11 points and 7 rebounds a game while never having to create his own shot. And Klay’s going to get paid first.

Ben McAdoo looks like a cop who spends most of his day hitting on emergency room nurses.

Fans don’t really care. That one dude got a standing ovation when he got back to Milwaukee. Then it was gone. John Rocker got a standing ovation however many years ago.

Pre-Dr. Seuss children’s stories are fucked up, as a rule. I recently saw the first Casper cartoon. He was a dead kid who the other ghosts didn’t like. He befriends a fox who’s running away from a pack of dogs. Then the fox dies, and Casper is sad until the ghost of the fox appears, and they haunt(?) together happily…

I bet I could fuck my stepmom. Yeah, she wants me.

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Mostly because of game 7 of the WCF. The Rockets were at home and missed 27 3s in a row, but wouldn’t stop shooting them, even though they shot 63% from 2. They also missed nine FTs. That’s terrible.

Chris Paul has been injured in 3 of the last 4 playoffs. Two of them were hamstring injuries. He’s going to be 34 when the playoffs start next spring.

Tim Tebow, I shit you not, graduated with a degree in Family, Youth, and Community Sciences. I’m not a registrar, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that’s not a Pre-Med track, despite Tebow’s amateur mohel credentials.