The problem with the Rockets numbers is that they work for an 82 game season and its giant data set. They have an off night, they lose, they regress to the mean over the next week or month. And that’s exactly what’s going to happen. The Rockets are going to light some shit up in November. But by that time Swaggy P is…

Darth Maul isn’t a big part of anything. The actor who plays Darth Maul knows Kung Fu. That’s the only thing interesting about Darth Maul.

The Rockets and the Warriors are two of the most efficient scoring machines in the history of the sport. The Rockets have picked up their defense, and the Warriors are a top 3 defensive team. The Celtics won’t have home court, and they’ve won zero road games in the playoffs. And they don’t have anyone who can get his…

If the Finals go more than four games, I’m calling fix.

It’s like rolling into McDonald’s and ordering a #1 with a coke, and they fuck it up.

I’m playing math tutor to my 11 year old right now, and this comment has triggered me.

ESPN may show a lot more UFC, but I won’t be watching it*

I think there’s a fundamental difference between society’s unwritten rules and baseball’s unwritten rules. Society’s unwritten rules are to make everyone more comfortable as we interact with each other, usually involuntarily. We’re both on this plane headed to Cleveland. Let’s make this as painless as possible. You…

I haven’t watched wrasslin in at least 15 years, but I’d watch this every Friday night.

BRAD FACKIN STEVENS IS THA GREATEST BASKETBALL COACH SINCE OWA-BACK HIMSELF! AND I DON’T WANNA HEAH SHIT ABOUT THAT PEYOTE SMOKIN HIPPIE WHO ROLLED THA BAWLS OUT FA JOADAN, SHAQ, AND THAT FACKIN RAPIST. NO MEANS NO, KOBE! #NoOneDeniesThis

I’m rooting for Ws because I want Nick Young to be a world champion, and JaVale McGee to be a back-to-back world champion. I believe it will force more people to abandon the #Ringz argument as a defining measure for individual players, or admit that Nick Young is better than Steve Nash and Reggie Miller ever were, and…

More Italian name: Gianluigi or Gianluca?

So the re-write is Obi-Wan and Anakin use the force to create a(nother) virgence and Padma’s the surrogate? They could argue about raising Luke and Leia on Coruscant or moving to the galactic suburbs. Obi-Wan wants a mini-van but doesn’t want to give up his speeder with the open cockpit. Would they have lightsabers in…

I seriously doubt it. That low carb/low calorie shit is to get washboard abs; it’s not to get the most performance out of your body. And there’s a huge difference.

A baby shit in the pool at my local Y. That bitch was closed for two days. They have to burn this spot to the ground.

Lottery team? Without LeBron the Cavs couldn’t make the NCAA Tournament.

Houston’s basically running the Bel-Air Academy offense.

I’m not Hubie Brown or Dr. Jack Ramsay, but it seems like it’s kinda hard to guard Kevin Durant.

This is so much greater than MJ over Russell or Havlicek Stole The Ball

How the hell did I forget The 8th Grader?