The Warriors need to win so Swaggy P can be a world champion. Javale McGee has one. J.R. Smith has one. Chris Anderson has one. Metta World Peace has one. I wish Delonte West had one. I want World B. Free to get one, somehow.

We Found Matt Patricia’s Sexual Assault Indictment In 30 Seconds. Why Didn’t The Detroit Lions?

It wouldn’t surprise me if Tom Brady wants to be Danny Ocean.

I live in Florida, so the only times shorts AREN’T appropriate are midnight mass on Christmas and during a playoff football game if you’re a head coach. Every other time, nah, it’s too hot out here.

How do you not know 85% of the plot of a MCU/DCU/Star Wars/Star Trek movie before going in? They’re all pretty people dropping one liners while they punch and kick, with a villain monologue on top.

I understand the SPOILERS thing for movies with a huge twist like The Usual Suspects, The Crying Game, even The Empire Strikes Back. But for something like Infinity War, what happened in the movie that would have made it less significantly less enjoyable if someone had known about it before they saw it?

Hold my beer.

I call this the Dread Pirate Roberts defense.

My point is that the increase in 3s is a change in coaching philosophy, not a jump in player physical ability. I used those three guys because they’ve all steadily increased their 3-pt shot attempts over the course of their careers; they’ve all been in the league for a while, and their shooting percentages have…

And if you think nobody ever had to beg Michael to engage, you have a selective memory.

Nope. You shoot what you shoot. James Harden has gone from shooting three 3s a game as a rookie to shooting 10 a game this year. His percentage has remained relatively flat. The same is true for Steph Curry and Klay Thompson.

Coach of the Year is an “Exceeds Expectations” award. You basically had to suck last year and do better this year. If you win all the time, then somehow you didn’t do anything.

He wasn’t great at the 3-ball but if it was as integral than as it was today, I bet he would of been better at a cost to his mid range shooting.

Sub in prime Jordan in for LeBron and you get the exact same results. Jordan was not Kobe+. Prime Jordan was every bit as efficient as LeBron, even though that wasn’t a thing for perimeter players at the time.

What’s funny about “The War of Northern Aggression”, ignoring that South Carolina started the war at Ft. Sumter, is that the United States had spent the last 30 years killing Indians for their land and conquering a large chunk of Mexico. And the leaders were overwhelmingly a bunch of dickheads from the South, starting…

Yes, Nassar was on our payroll. Yes, he used our facilities. Yes, our bureaucracy helped cover up his systematic abuse of girls (meaning not yet women). But they were all in middle school, so they weren’t student athletes.

The hookers whores cheerleaders are here.

I’m glad that Steph is back and doing Steph shit, because it means that this asshole is going to be a world champion

It goes back to the origin of the sport. In the 1970s, a group of open water swimmer bros in Hawaii were arguing with a bunch of marathon bros about who was the fittest — swimmers or runners. Then a cyclist bro said, “#WellActually, cyclists have the highest oxygen uptake of any athlete ever measured, so we’re the…

They want to be recognized for setting a world record even though the bar was lowered! What are they, middle-aged white men?