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I think it would look awesome with a wrap simulating a loaf of bread, as a bread van of course.

Here it is without the UPS livery;

I love it, but I’m also a sucker for space-efficient, cab-over designs.

Well, let’s just call you Jackson Pollack because you like to paint with broad strokes! As a parent, I can tell you with 100% assurance...my wife and I do everything we can to keep our kids from disrupting other diners when we go out. But we do a good job raising our kids, so they don’t run around anyway. So, not all

Win/win: print it in a noticeably large and hard to avoid manner in all the menus. That way, you don’t make a parent feel like you’re calling them out especially if their kids is already behaving themselves. Hell, for that matter, maybe have a blurb at the front of your menu outlining how you expect all guests to act,

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

They aren’t switching to full sized SUVs. The CUVs don’t carry the mileage penalty that their big brothers do. That said, I think it’s terribly short-sighted too.

This strikes me as a choice that Ford may find regrettable when gas prices climb back up. But I’d assume that Ford has put much more thought into this decision than I have.

It’s not the boatless that worries me, it’s the wingless.

It’s not a boat.

Jesus. Put a warning above that video. I hope my taint unclenches by the weekend.

The gap in the fence was definitely made by another “former” traveler

No it didn’t.

That depends on where her other hand is.

No one beats the ridiculously encyclopedic collective knowledge of Jalopnik! You should get Comment of the Week for this and the fabricator of this car should have some kind of YouTube tribute. The quality of the assembly and the design he achieved from a huge mish-mash of parts is amazing. With a few tweaks, would be

That is the fastest that any DMV employee has ever moved.

Cracker is short for “whip-cracker,” insinuating someone being called that is either acting like a slaveowner or the employee of one. Meaning that if someone calls you a cracker, it’s probably because you’re being a fucking cracker.

Right. Nobody is talking about what he did to earn that box of crackers and photoshopped image. They sure as shit didn’t do that just because he’s white.

Carlson, making his trademark ‘watching two dogs in full 69 at a distance’ face