Uh, on behalf of Canada. No thanks. What’s in it for us?

Back up plan...

Yeah, but it’s also a much brighter red than the record-setting car, which adds horsepower, or something, idk.

Goes 278mph, curbs it while parking .

The Euro manufacturers keep pumping out interesting electric concepts, but seem to be unwilling to actually build a useful electric car. The eGolf is a craptastic compliance car. The i3 is a city car outclassed by a Nissan Leaf, FFS. The i8 is an expensive, weird toy.

I always smile a little when someone says they own an STI. It sounds totally likley for most backward hat wearing Subaru owners

Nope:

There are some scientists that view viruses as animals. Therefore the Subaru STI could be added to this list.

Lias Andersson, more like Pjoor Spjort

Chevrolet Sonic...the hedgehog?

HORSE SNAKE PLANE

No, it has to drive the rest of the way.

These big commercial jets can get off the ground in a hurry when they’re loaded light on fuel and no passengers. Even still, this airport was once a C-5 Galaxy base of operations, so it’ll have no problem.

The runway has huge run up areas. They can’t land on those, but they can be used for the takeoff roll.

I have a kid, what I lack is a marketable child or hashtag to go with their name.

Because he $halieves in his $on.

“Yes, yes I do. I shalieve. I shalieve.”

“I shalieve” is something Shazier’s teammates should all say more, especially in club bathrooms

You mean... gone off the rails?

99% of the time, when your defense is “Can’t you take a joke?” you’ve gone wrong somewhere.