There are plenty of places in the world where a 5 series would stick out like a sore thumb.

This isn’t for boring people, it’s for people who don’t want to be noticed. Avoiding confrontation entirely is far better than having to rely on the armor, so not making yourself a target is important.

Congratulations, Mr. Sergio Marchionne, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a fancy Chrysler which this lovely lady will deliver after she wipes off the butt prints.

Thank you for this. It is a brief blip of levity and happiness during this waking nightmare that is my life.

He’s trying to disprove the myth that only Mustangs can run over people. It’s a common theme.

OOOOOHHHH! Yeah. Right! That’s the one where your balls end up hanging off your hitch, right?

no, that’s a medical condition

You can also pay extra for the Chris Brown appearance package and have unique “Domestic Assault Vehicle” badges added along with random bling around the vehicle.

HyperBrotesticulator?

It looks someone took a Wrangler and a CH-R and threw them into the HyperBrotasticulator 5000.

OH! Jokes about the reliability of Alfa Romeo. SO original and funny! HAHAHA!

“More than you can afford, pal.”

And put the S660 engine in a donor’s Corvette. Brilliant!

When I got to that side by side Prius shot:

That’s not a fox body. You’ve now angered the Mustang crowd. You should go into the witness protection program ASAP.

it did say “show car”

Mustang just doing Mustang things. You sure this isn’t a local ‘Cars and Coffee’?

Millennial here. Also not too fond of millennials.

This post combines Volvo’s and millenials, two things historically Ihaven’t been fond of, yet I like the car and the service seems to make sense.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.