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True. If you use one, that makes it extra important to download security updates when they happen. I’d also consider what personal info you allow to be stored on your phone.

Who needs a 500hp truck? EVERYONE

Please tell me your family business was slingin’ parts for Harry.

I think they should have done this as a tribute, but with a GT350 on the trailer

Dad #hottake here...it’s okay to pay good money for a stroller. A $2000 Land Rover stroller is insane, but there is a significant difference in a $500 stroller and a cheapo $150 stroller. But if you are a soon to be parent, don’t let people shame you into getting the cheap one because those will pinch your fingers

Well, there will be a ship named after him, but it will probably be in the Russian navy.

12 years was probably long enough to earn the title: *First Class* Petty Officer Dickhead...

Well. Looks like I am the dick head. Apologies and thanks for your service.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

Actually I was talking about the opposite Fiero body on Ferrari drivetrain. I think both ways would be just as entertaining. Hell in theory both could be done, just imagine parking them side by side at a show.

Fireo.

It would also suit your name well. The 348 is unreliable crap

Never mind not washing it, or having the jumper cables showing in one pic (meaning someone attempted to start it and may or may not have bent the valves)... I’m going CP on this because some jackass purchased a Ferrari AND PUT A FUCKIN’ BUMPER STICKER ON IT. Never mind what that sticker is for (1/20/13, a TWO TERM old

And yet you still keep the propensity for fires alive. It covers all the bases.

Yank the body off and graft a clean Pontiac Fiero onto it for the ultimate reverse kit car.

Jaquiski Tartt was easily the most difficult challenge on the Great British Bake-Off.

+1 Hingle McCringleberry

He and Clinton Ha-Ha Dix are probably the reason Key & Peele retired the sketch.

That guys name 100% sounds like it belongs in a Key and Peele sketch. That’s... that’s all I got. Still a pretty sweet catch.