I think people forget that this company invented the compression clothing you see all over every single athletic field now-a-days. The problem is that every other company caught up to their technology.

If youtube disappears, civilization will collapse.

I beg your pardon, sir. There simply is no feeling quite like a fresh under armor shirt on your nipples. Sometimes when I’m feeling blue I’ll fashion them as diapers under my work pants. Their clothes are extremely versatile and delightfully gratifying, and I’m just not going to stand here and let you slander them.

To be fair, I’m roughly the same age as Scherzer and I got a similar injury after shampooing my hair the other day.

A man who was very likely involved in a murder, who went on to continue playing and win two Super Bowl rings, chastising another man for speaking out against police violence.
This may well be peak NFL.

In honor of playing for 30 teams by age 30?

It’s okay, I went out on three dates with a Jewish girl last month, so I’m fairly certain I’m covered under the Tim Whatley exception.

The character is the whole thing. If you named a team the Frederick Douglasses and had a black sambo for a mascot there really is nothing redeeming in the origin of the team name.

No, Stephen King.

Is that Jeb Bush? 

“Excuse me, these seats are too hard. Would you mind showing us to some more Kampf-ortable seating?”

Wow way to make assumptions about shirtless dudes with tattoos at baseball ga

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

+1 SStar

So all they did was move the guy to another section? Couldn’t they have come up with more of a final solution?

That’s interesting, because when the Indians come to town, I wonder why my kids (who are of American Indian ancestry) have to be subjected to a team wearing racist caricature on their hats all game.

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

I wonder if the fan went to an usher to complain that he could Nazi the game very well.

Racism? At an Indians game?